Orchid Unicorn

Apr 18, 2014

http://rentiers.tumblr.com

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Apr 18, 2014

make me choose
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anonymous asked: destiel or sabriel

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Apr 18, 2014

son-of-an-assbutt:

"but castiel is an angel"

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"but dean is straight"

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"but dean and castiel are just friends"

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"but-"

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Apr 18, 2014

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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Apr 1, 2014

imstrangeandlikeable:

Okay new thing for people NOT to do on April Fools Day

- Announce that a Band/Group is breaking up when they are not

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Apr 1, 2014

fadeintocase:

dqdbpb:

the new harry potter movie looks interesting

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Mar 22, 2014

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

Petition to make Joe from princess diaries the new anonymous icon

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Mar 17, 2014

"How to love your depressed lover.
Last night I thought I kissed the loneliness from out your belly button. I thought I did, but later you sat up, all bones and restless hands, and told me there is a knot in your body that I cannot undo. I never know what to say to these things. “It’s okay.” “Come back to bed.” “Please don’t go away again.” Sometimes you are gone for days at a time and it is all I can do not to call the police, file a missing person’s report, even though you are right there, still sleeping next to me in bed. But your eyes are like an empty house in winter: lights left on to scare away intruders. Except in this case I am the intruder and you are already locked up so tight that no one could possibly jimmy their way in. Last night I thought I gave you a reason not to be so sad when I held your body like a high note and we both trembled from the effort.
Some people, though, are sad against all reason, all sensibility, all love. I know better now. I know what to say to the things you admit to me in the dark, all bones and restless hands. “It’s okay.” “You can stay in bed.” “Please come back to me again."

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This is so sad and incredibly relavant.

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I love this

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Mar 17, 2014

Mar 17, 2014

morghan-watson:

beyondterrestrial:

wannyy:

blucrushx:

From First Gay Hug (A Homophobic Experiment), in which homophobic people were asked to hug gay people.

looks like she flipped her to me

YES this is the best oh my god

She is one attractive girl and the beanie grahhh. 

I love the idea behind this, because I think it’s easier to hate a group of people from afar then it is to hate one person up close.

(Source: cosimaniehaus1796)

Mar 14, 2014

volumeun:

bondedwiththesea:

samtempl:

when you’re younger, being smart and being able to pass classes easily without studying is not a good thing

because then when you hit a point where you do have to study for classes, you have no idea how to study

And then you end up sitting staring at your book for 2 hours thinking to yourself: Maybe if I sleep on it some sort of book osmosis will occur and I’ll absorb the information from my book into my mind

And then you cry.

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Mar 14, 2014

Mar 14, 2014

jimmyneuteredtron:

imageKim Pastabowl

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Mar 12, 2014

dirkshotbutt:

onefatnerd:

Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends Theme on the piano by me (onefatnerd)

My sister was watching quite a few of these today, so I thought I’d try to figure out the song, and I put the piano on honky tonk so it sounds kind of strange, but yeah.

Wow this is really nice I love this it makes me so happy jesus christ

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Feb 11, 2014

andro-saurus:

The constant struggle

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