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lagnos:

whispers more bottom!thor in thorki plz.

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stereofeathers:

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

yeah but I never get around to it

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iknowgallifreyan:

I have one really photogenic cat and one idiot

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creepy-princess:

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cntqueen:

this person probably has to study for finals

why does no one think he ruined the display, and the before pic is the after, and the after the before

Have you ever been to Walmart before?

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fukutomeme:

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mitsumurata:

schim:

Someone who hasn’t seen Yowapeda please explain this.

i watch yowapeda and i still have little way to explain the blue haired asshole

The girl in glasses is pissed because the boy she likes is, apparently, sexually attracted to his bike .

well you’re not wrong

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hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

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blackvassal:

soulgems:

I was at main event today and when I was playing lazer tag this 10 year old boy ran up to me and told me I was ugly but I smiled and told him I thought he was very handsome and he blushed and apologized for insulting me then he protected me through the whole game and even shot his own teammates but the greatest part is that when his friend called him a traitor he rolled his eyes and turned to me and apologized for his friend being “a total noob”

children

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realhumanbaby:

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

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softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

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astound:

Dear whoever is reading this, I understand how rough things are right now. I just want to let you know that things will get better, I promise. Keep holding on just a little bit longer. I know you feel like nobody really cares. You’re wrong, stop denying it. I care, otherwise I wouldn’t be saying this. You’re not alone, we may be miles away but we’re all going through the same things. Please keep holding on. Please.

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skittle-happy-matt:

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thesteven1:

#Read to filth by the Queen of England.

The queen has reached dangerous levels of sass

Gays Save The Queen

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octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

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mingion:

Catfish nowadays are so unprofessional, they can’t even keep the pictures consistent.

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